♪ WOKE UP THIS MORNING ♪
♪ GOT YOURSELF A GUN ♪
♪ YOUR MOMMA ALWAYS SAID YOU'D BE THE CHOSEN ONE ♪
♪ SHE SAID, YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION ♪
♪ YOU GOT TO BURN TO SHINE ♪
♪ BUT YOU WERE BORN UNDER A BAD SIGN ♪
♪ WITH A BLUE MOON IN YOUR EYES ♪
♪ WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING ♪
♪ ALL THAT LOVE HAD GONE ♪
♪ YOUR PAPA NEVER TOLD YOU ABOUT ♪
♪ RIGHT AND WRONG ♪
♪ BUT YOU'RE LOOKIN' GOOD, BABY ♪
♪ I BELIEVE YOU'RE FEELIN' FINE ♪
♪ BORN UNDER A BAD SIGN ♪
♪ WITH A BLUE MOON IN YOUR EYES ♪
♪ WOKE UP THIS MORNING ♪
♪ GOT A BLUE MOON IN YOUR EYES ♪
♪ YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING ♪
♪ THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN ♪
♪ THINGS AIN'T BEEN THE SAME ♪
♪ SINCE THE BLUES WALKED IN OUR TOWN ♪
♪ BUT YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION ♪
♪ 'CAUSE YOU GOT THAT SHOTGUN SHINE ♪
♪ SHAME ABOUT IT ♪
♪ BORN UNDER A BAD SIGN ♪
♪ WITH A BLUE MOON IN YOUR EYES ♪
♪ WOKE UP THIS MORNING ♪
♪ GOT YOURSELF A GUN ♪
ANYBODY HOME ?
HELLO ?!
♪ ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY ♪
O ♪ ♪ I LOVE YOU S
WHAT'S THIS ?
S ? WHAT'S THI
OH, MY GOD, TONY...
. HERE, ALLOW ME
. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
OOHHH...
OOPS.
WHAT ?
LOOK AT THE RING YOUR FATHER GAVE ME.
I ALREADY SAW IT.
I WAS GONNA WRAP IT, BUT,
IT'S WASTEFUL TO THE ENVIRONMENT.
THANK YOU, YOUNG MAN.
"THE MATRIX".
I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET.
( door closes ) RIGHT UP HER ALLEY.
( Meadow ) HELLO ?!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAMA.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?
DON'T YOU HAVE AN EXAM TOMORROW ?
NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO.
I'M SORRY, HONEY.
I'M JUST SURPRISED TO SEE YOU.
( Carmela ) SEE WHAT YOUR FATHER GOT ME ?
MMM.
NG. BIG RI
. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
OH, MY GOD, SO MANY GIFTS.
"A DAY OF BEAUTY AND PAMPERING
AT THE BELLADONNA DAY SPA."
E. IT'S IN SOHO, MY FRIEND BATSHE VA SAYS IT'S AWESOM
MASSAGE, MUD TREATMENT, EVERYTHING.
R. I GOT MYSELF ONE, SO WE CAN GO TOGETHE
RD. I PUT IT ON YOUR CREDIT CA
12 YEARS, I TOOK THIS CLUB FROM NOTHIN' !
GIVE HIM A DRINK.
WHAT DO YOU DRINK, ROCCO ?
JOHNNY BLACK.
THIS PLACE WAS A SHIT HOLE WHEN I TOOK IT OVER.
YOU COULD USE A LITTLE HELP,
MAKE THIS PLACE IN THE 21st CENTURY.
YEAH, IT'S LIKE PERMANENTLY 1987 IN HERE.
S ! GODDAMN VIKING
NOBODY MISSE S THE EXTRA POINT.
THAT'S ALL THEY HAD TO DO, ONE LITTLE KICK, AND NOW I'M RUINED !
DON'T BITCH TO ME !
BET WITH YOUR HEAD, NOT OVER IT !
YOU STILL A PARTNER.
YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH US ?
E ! ( Mary ) ONE, TWO, THRE
. ♪ ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY..
( doorbell )
I'LL GET IT.
DID YOU INVITE SOME STRAY DOG UP HERE ?
YOU SHORT OF FOOD ?
. SORRY I'M LATE
WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE COMIN'.
MEADOW TOLD ME IT WAS CARMELA'S BIRTHDAY.
IT IS SO NICE OF YOU TO JOIN US.
HI, MR. AND MRS. DeANGELIS.
. JACKIE
HEY.
HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS ?
WE MET THANKSGIVING ?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CARM'.
OH, JACKIE, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO.
I'LL PUT IT ON ICE IN A MINUTE.
THANK YOU, SIR.
( Tony ) ALRIGHT, COME ON, LET'S GO,
THE WAX IS MELTING HERE.
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CARMELA ♪
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪
( applause )
I HEARD YOU GOT MADE DEFENSIVE CAPTAIN.
YEAH, FIVE AND A HALF SACKS
S, AND TWO RECOVERED FUMBLE
M. ALMOST SCO RED A TOUCHDOWN ON ONE OF 'E
EXCELLENT, MAN.
YOU KNOW I PLAYED LINEBACKER FOR BOONTON ?
SENIOR YEAR, I WAS ALL-COUNTY.
WOW.
MAYBE WE COULD WORK OUT A LITTLE TOGETHER.
SURE, YOU SHOULD COME TO THE BLESSED SAC GAME ON TUESDAY.
IT'S THE LAST GAME OF THE SEASON.
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO PLAY LAST MONTH,
. BUT, THE R EFS WERE ON STRIKE
I'LL BE THERE.
I WANNA COME TO.
MY LITTLE BROTHER'S FOOTBALL GAME.
NO CHAMPAGNE, THE GOOD LORD
DOESN'T WANT US TO DRINK ALCOHOL.
DIDN'T JESUS DRINK WINE ?
HE WAS JESUS, TON', WE CAN'T MAKE COMPARISONS.
( beeper beeping )
WHO INVENTED THESE THINGS ?
YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL OUT OF YOUR MINDS.
MOM, IS IT ALRIGHT IF I SLEEP AT EGON'S
? IF I PROMISE TO BE IN BED BY ONE
AR ( Mary ) I ORDERED ONE FOR YOU SO YOU DON'T DISAPPE
WHEN I SEND YOU TO THE MARKET.
LIGHTS OUT BY ONE, IN BED BY 12.
BE CAREFUL.
( sniffing )
SH. I SMELL FI
WE'RE NEAR THE OCEAN.
NOW I SMELL PISS.
WHAT ?
IT'S YOURS.
S ? WHAT I
THIS IS THE LOLLIPOP IN LONG BRANCH.
THIS IS YOUR CLUB.
I'M A PARTNER HERE NOW, ME AND FURIO.
BUT, WE'RE GONNA BE SILENT.
YOU'RE GONNA BE THE OWNER-MANAGER.
YOU BOOK THE BANDS, YOU FIND THE TALENT,
WHATEVER YOU WANNA DO.
IT'S YOURS.
OH, MY GOD !
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT !
YOU'RE GONNA TURN THIS PLACE
INTO THE BIGGEST JERSEY CLUB
SINCE "THE STONE PONY".
THANK YOU, CHRISTOPHER !
I'M SO EXCITED.
CAN WE CHANGE THE NAME ?
WHATEVER Y OU WANT, BABY.
OU. THIS IS ROCC O, HE WORKS FOR Y
( tv chatter )
THE RING LOOKS BEAUTIFUL ON YOU.
IT IS GORGEOUS.
TONY, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU NEED TO TELL ME ?
ABOUT THE RING ?
OW. I DON'T KN
. YOU DIDN'T BUY THAT LITTLE CAR YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT
THE MERCEDES ?
I'D LOOK LIKE A DOUCHEBAG IN ONE OF THOSE.
JEAN CUSAMANO CALLS THOSE SPORTS CARS
MID-LIFE CRISIS MOBILES.
WHAT THE FUCK DOES SHE KNOW ?
( male on tv ) Is this 17-26 Pearl Ave. ?
( male ) No.
? ( male ) Is there a Pearl A ve. in this neighborhood
( phone ringing )
HELLO ?
HEY, RO.
NO, JACKIE TOOK MEADOW TO THE MOVIES.
THEY SAID, "NOT LATE".
ALRIGHT.
BYE.
h ) ( deep sig
WHAT ?
OW. I DON'T KN
I'M NOT THRILLED ABOUT THIS THING
. WITH JACKIE AND MEADOW
I THINK SHE CAME HOME AND HE CAME OVER,
SO THAT THEY COULD GO OUT TONIGHT.
SO, WHAT ? HE'S A GOOD KID.
HE COMES FROM GOOD STOCK.
LY, HE'S BEEN ON HIS BEST BEHAVIOR LATE
T. I CAN'T DENY THA
I JUST NEVER PICTURED MEADOW WITH SOMEONE LIKE HIM.
"SOMEONE LIKE HIM" ? HE'S ONE OF US.
DON'T TELL ME YOU WERE HAPPIER WHEN SHE WAS GOING WITH THAT
JAMAL GINSBERG, THE HASIDIC HOMEBOY.
WE SCRAPED THROUGH THAT BY THE SKIN OF OUR ASS.
IES I JUST DON'T WANT HER TO MISS THE OPPORTUNIT
ER. THAT ARE AVAILABLE TO H
SHE SHOULD BE AT THE MUSEUM OF MODERN ART IN HER FREE TIME,
NOT WATCHING T V AT ROSALIE APRILE'S.
YOU'D RATHER HAVE HER LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SOUP CANS,
INSTEAD OF BEING CLOSE TO HOME ?
OW. I DON'T KN
YOU TALK TO HER,
AND I'LL TALK TO JACKIE Jr.
HERE'S YOUR EDGAR ALLEN POE PAPER.
? YOU DID IT ALREADY
NO PROBLEM.
. THANKS
, I WOULD HAVE DONE IT MYSELF
T, I WAS GONNA DO I
I JUST COULDN'T GE T THROUGH THE BOOKS.
I NEVER SHOULD'VE TOOK LITERATURE OF OBSESSION.
. I OWE YOU BIG TIME
. THANKS
? HOW CAN I REPAY YOU
I DON'T KNOW.
WHY DON'T YOU SURPRISE ME ?
O ! ( male ) ON YOUR MA RK, GET SET, G
I KICKED YOUR ASSES !
YOU CHEAT !
OW, MY EYES...
THERE'S TOO MUCH CHLORINE.
I THINK I SWALLOWED SOME WATER.
YOU GIRLS SEE ME OUT THERE ?
YEAH, IT LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE CHEATING.
! ( male ) HEY, GUYS
N ! WE GOT MR. GOODWI N'S OFFICE OPE
CHECK IT OUT.
( laughing )
LET'S GO FOR IT.
HEY, EVERYBODY !
BOO-YA !
( male ) C'MON, LET'S GO, C'MON !
( female ) DON'T CUT YOUR FEET !
( DJ on radio ) Hey, it's Sunday morni ng and you're listening...
NG. GOOD MORNI
HELLO. 'MORNING.
DID JACKIE CALL ?
. VINCE LOMBARDI'S OUT BACK WITH YOUR BROTHER
SO, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT A CAR.
I KNEW I WAS GONNA GET HIT UP
IP. FOR SOMETH ING ON THIS TR
WHAT, YOU CAN SPEND THOUSANDS ON SAPPHIRES
BUT, A HARDWORKING STUDENT HAS TO TAKE THE BUS EVERYWHERE ?!
YOU LIVE A BLOCK FROM THE SCHOOL.
WHAT DO YOU NEED A CAR FOR ?
IT'D BE NICE TO HOP IN A CAR AFTER CLASS
AND COME HAVE DINNER WITH YOU GUYS ONCE IN A WHILE.
THEY STEAL CARS LEFT AND RIGHT IN NEW YORK,
PARKING IS IMPOSSIBLE.
BESIDES, THE BUS GETS YOU HERE IN 45 MINUTES.
I'M NOT ASKING FOR ANYTHING FANCY,
JUST SOMETHING TO GET ME AROUND.
YOU COULD'VE HAD A CAR LAST YEAR,
BUT YOU SPURNE D YOUR NOSE AT IT.
ERIC'S CAR ? IS THAT A SICK JOKE ?
IT MAY INTEREST YOU TO KNOW THAT HIS FATHER'S
NOW IN A MENTAL HEALTH FACILITY IN NEVADA.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE HOW THIS SEMESTER GOES ?
YOU WERE JUST COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW MUCH WORK YOU HAD TO DO !
DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD CONCENTRATE ON THAT ?
I AM CONCENTRATING ON THAT !
WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM ?
JESUS CHRIST, YOU'RE LIKE A BROKEN RECORD !
HE Y ! TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH !
GOD.
E WE JUST WANT TO MAKE SUR E THAT YOU TAKE ADVANTAG
OU. OF ALL THE CITY HAS TO OFFER Y
CULTURALLY, SOCIALLY, EDUCATIONALLY.
RIGHT BEFORE THE SNAP, THE BALL ISN'T DOING ANYTHING.
BUT THE QB'S EYES CAN TELL YOU WHETHER
HE'S GONNA DROP BACK TO PASS OR HAND IT OFF.
IT HAPPENS IN A SPLIT SECOND,
BUT, OVER THE COURSE OF THE GAME,
YOU CAN LEARN WHAT HIS HABITS ARE,
AND ONCE YOU KNOW THESE HABITS,
HE'S FUCKED.
HEY.
NG. GOOD MORNI
OKAY, A.J., TR Y WHAT I TOLD YOU.
I WILL, THANKS, JACKIE.
THE WALL OF PRIDE...
WHAT KIND OF ANIMALS ?
I DON'T THINK THEY STOLE ANYTHING.
THEY JUST DID A NUMBER ON THE PLACE.
THEY LEFT THIS.
( tires screeching )
YOU MAKE THIS PIZZA ?
WHO MAKE THIS PIZZA ?
OU. WE'RE ASKING Y
THIS YOUR STORE LOGO, SIR ?
THAT'S MY BOX.
THIS PIE WAS FOUND AT A CRIME SCENE.
MY PIZZA NEVER HURT NOBODY.
COME AGAIN, SIR ?
RE. YOU NO FIND ANY BACTERIA IN HE
SOME KIDS BROKE INTO VERBUM DEI HIGH SCHOOL,
BROKE THINGS, THEY LEFT THIS THERE.
YOU TELL ME THEIR NAMES,
I'LL GO PUT MY FOO T UP THEIR ASS !
I GOT IT, POP.
THAT'S A CUSTOM JOB.
R ? HOW'S THAT, SI
DOUBLE MEATBALL, PEPPERONI, SAUSAGE,
PEPPERS, ONIONS, EXTRA MOZZARELLA.
? THIS PIE FIT A PATTERN
COME AGAIN, OFFICER ?
ANY CUSTOMERS ORDER THIS COMBO ON A REGULAR BASIS ?
? ONLY ONE I KNOW. WHO'S THAT
I'D RATHER NOT SAY.
! TELL ME RIGHT NOW, I FIND THESE BASTARDS
POP, GO IN THE BACK, MAKE MEATBALLS, GO AHEAD.
SIR. YES, OFFICER ?
WORD TO THE WI SE. WHAT'S THAT ?
CT. TECHNICALLY, YOU'RE AN ACCESSORY AFTER THE FA
( Carmela ) I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS !
DO YOU KNOW HOW SERIOUS THIS IS ?
DO YOU ?
ANSWER ME, RIGHT NOW.
YES.
YES, WHAT ?
US. I KNOW IT'S SERIO
SO, WHY DID YOU DO IT ?
OW. I DON'T KN
WHY DID YOU DO IT ?
DO YOU HATE THE SCHOOL ?
DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SOMEONE THERE OR SOMETHING ?
NO. THEN, WHY ?
ED. IT JUST HAPPEN
WE WENT IN, SWIMMING AS A GOOF.
L. SOMEONE THREW SOMETHING IN THE POO
N. A COUPLE OF GUYS STARTED THROWING STUFF I
WE JUST DID IT.
AND IF THEY WERE JUMPING OFF THE GEORGE WASHINGTON BRIDGE,
WOULD YOU JUST DO THAT, TOO ?!
. NO
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?
ANSWER YOUR FATHER.
I GOT SENT HOME.
WHY ?
Y ? WH
I GOT IN TROUBLE.
YOUR SON, BROKE INTO HIS SCHOOL FRIDAY NIGHT
AND VANDALIZED THE SWIMMING POOL.
HOW DO YOU VANDALI ZE THE SWIMMING POOL ?
THEY THREW A BUNCH OF STUFF IN IT,
THEY BROKE THINGS.
WHAT'D YOU D O THAT FOR ?
SCREWIN' AROUND ?
ON YOUR MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY !
IT WASN'T... IT WAS AFTER MIDNIGHT.
?! WHAT, ARE YOU FUCKIN' STUPID, HUH
? SO, WHAT NOW, YOU'RE SUSPENDED
I DON'T KNOW.
TONY, DO YOU KNOW HOW SERIOUS THIS IS ?
HE MAY BE EXPELLED.
Y ? WHAT'D THEY SA
NOTHING.
THEY JUST SENT ME HOME,
AND SAID TO BRING YOU GUYS INTO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.
ON YOUR MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY.
THEY'RE GONNA CALL YOU.
H ? JUST WHEN EVERYTHI NG WAS GOING GOOD, HU
E. YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE BIG GAM
YOU'RE SCREWIN ' EVERYTHING UP.
YOUR FOOTBALL CAREER, DOWN THE DRAIN !
THERE IT IS.
. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL RING
I KNOW.
I WANT YOU LADIES TO TRY THIS.
? MOZZARELLA A ND STRING BEANS
'. I WAS GONNA GET THE HOT ANTIPAST
IT'S NOT MOZZARELLA, THIS IS CALLED BURATTA.
I HAD IT FLOWN IN THIS MORNING,
BY FED EX, FROM ITALY.
IT'S A LOT MORE SUBTLE AND SMOOTH THAN MOZZARELLA,
WITH AN ALMOST, NUT-LIKE FLAVOR.
THANK YOU, ARTIE.
I'M NOT THAT BIG ON NUTS.
A LITTLE PEPPER ?
R. NO PEPPE
'CARM, ON YOUR HALF ? IT'S ALL ABOUT THE CONTRAST.
SE. THE CRISPNESS OF THE BEANS, THE SMOOTHNESS OF THE CHEE
UH, NO, I'M FINE.
BUON APPETITO.
TASTES LIKE MOZZARELLA AND STRING BEANS.
. YOU HAVE IT, 'CARM, I WANT THE HOT ANTIPAST'
ST. I'D LIKE TO MAKE A TOA
TO THE BLOSSOMING FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN OUR TWO CHILDREN.
N I'M VERY HAPPY TO SEE MY SO
SPENDING TIME WITH SOMEONE LIKE MEADOW,
M. SHE'LL BE A VERY GOOD INFLUENCE ON HI
. YOU DID A GREAT JOB, SHE'S A WONDERFUL GIRL
THANK YOU, SALUT.
IT'S NICE TO SEE OUR FAMILIES UNITED.
LIKE WITH RALPHIE, HE GOES ON AND ON
ABOUT TONY AND THE PROMOTION.
M. HE'S VERY HAPPY TO BE GETTING CLOSER TO HI
WELL, RALPH IS A REAL FIND, RO,
. YOU HANG ON TO HIM
YOU KNOW, IT WAS TOUGH AT FIRST.
I WAS AFRAID EVERYONE WAS GONNA THINK I RUSHED,
THAT I DIDN'T MOURN JACK ENOUGH.
OH, ARTIE !
I THINK HE'S UNDER A LOT OF STRESS.
I HEAR CHARMAINE HIRED A LAWYER.
E ? DIVORC
IT'S FUNNY, BUT, YOU'D THINK,
YOU KNOW, THE MEN IN OUR LIVES HAVE BEEN,
YOU KNOW WHAT, AND WE'VE STAYED TOGETHER,
AND HERE'S ARTIE, A REGULAR GUY,
HARDWORKING, AND HIS MARRIAGE IS IN THE PISCIADOOD.
YOU CAN PUSH A MAN ONLY SO FAR.
TRUE, VERY TRUE.
YOU KNOW WHAT ?
IF YOU WAIT INSIDE FOR ME
I'LL BE IN THERE IN JUST A SECOND, OKAY ?
O. HELL
WHO'S THE DOUCHEBAG ?
THAT DOUCHEBAG BUYS A NEW 600 FROM ME EVERY YEAR.
. THIS WAS LAST YEAR
NICE.
? BEEN SHOPPING
IT'S FOR YOU.
IT'S VERY BEAUTIFUL.
SO ARE YOU.
WHAT ARE MY CHANCES OF KIDNAPPING YOU
FOR THE REST OF THE AFTERNOON ?
I'M CLOSING ON A CAR.
COME ON.
LET HANS AND FRANZ DO THE PAPERWORK.
I'M GOIN' NUTS THINKING ABOUT YOU.
I'VE GOTTA WORK.
TRABAJAR ?
COME ON, COME ON !
I'LL TAKE YOU ANYWHERE YOU WANNA GO.
THE PIERRE, THE SHERRY NETHERLANDS,
YOU PICK IT, COME ON, ANYWHERE YOU WANNA GO.
O ? WANNA GO TO THE ZO
THE ZOO ?
R. YEAH, I TRY TO G ET THERE ONCE A YEA
ALRIGHT, WE'LL GO.
U. I'LL CALL YO
AMAZING THING ABOUT SNAKES
IS THAT THEY REPRODUCE SPONTANEOUSLY.
? WHADDAYA MEAN
THEY HAVE BOTH MALE AND FEMALE SEX ORGANS.
THAT'S WHY SOMEBODY YOU DON'T TRUST,
YOU CALL A SNAKE.
HOW CAN YOU TRUST A GUY WHO CAN LITERALLY
GO FUCK THEMSELVES ?
DON'T YOU THINK THAT EXPRESSION
WOULD COME FROM THE ADAM AND EVE STORY ?
WHEN THE SNAKE TEMPTED EVE TO BITE THE APPLE ?
ES HEY, SNAKES WE RE FUCKIN' THEMSELV
LONG BEFORE ADAM AND EVE SHOWED UP, T.
( knocking )
. ( male on tv ) ... been studying these snakes for over 15 years..
HEY, HOW YA DOIN', KID ?
ALRIGHT.
HEY, JACKIE.
Y. THANKS F OR COMING B
U ? HOW ARE YO
HAVE A SEAT.
WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK ?
WHAT ARE YOU HAVING ?
NE. A LITT LE RED WI
OKAY.
I'M GOIN' TO GET A COUPLE OF SLICES.
T ? YOU WANT ANYTHING,
YEAH, GET ME THE USUAL.
JACKIE, YOU WANT SOMETHIN' ?
NO, THANKS.
... SO
I HEAR YOU'RE TAKI N' MEADOW OUT TONIGHT.
YEAH.
? WHERE
A PLACE IN THE CITY CALLED "CHEZ JOSEPHINE".
THE FOOD'S SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD,
AND THEY HAVE LIVE PIANO MUSIC.
HARRY CONNICK Jr. USED TO PLAY THERE
BEFORE HE BECAME FAMOUS.
A FRIEND OF MINE'S BROTHER IS THE BARTENDER THERE.
? DON'T YOU TWO GOT CLASS TOMORROW
SHE'S GOT A 2:00 AND I'M OFF.
? HOW MANY DAYS OFF THEY GIVE YOU AT RUTGERS
I GOT CLASS THREE DAYS A WEEK.
D. LISTEN, I THINK YOU'RE A GOOD KI
YOU SHOW RESPECT AT MY HOUSE,
AND YOU COME FRO M A GOOD FAMILY.
THANKS.
AS FAR AS MY DAUGHTER GOES,
R, AND YOU KNOW I ONLY WANT THE BEST FOR HE
I'M GONNA BE VER Y PROTECTIVE OVER HER.
YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THAT, RIGHT ?
OF COURSE.
SO, IF YOU WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH HER,
OU. I WANT THE BEST FROM Y
IF YOU'RE IN SCHOOL,
. YOU GOTTA GIVE I T EVERYTHING YOU GOT
YEAH, RIGHT, I KNOW IT--
ME. SHUT UP, LISTEN TO
G, I KNOW I BEEN SAYI NG THIS TO YOU ALL ALON
. BUT, NOW IT'S DIFFERENT
YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU ?
I JUST GOT AN "A" ON MY LIT. PAPER.
YOU DID ?
EDGAR ALLEN POE.
GOOD WRITER, WHAT A FUCKIN' NUT JOB.
HE'S THE GUY WHO DID ALL THE,
THE VINCENT PRICE SHIT, RIGHT ?
THE GUY SMOKED OPIUM AND MARRIED HIS COUSIN.
HE WAS FROM THE BRONX, YOU BELIEVE THAT ?
H ? SO, YOU GOT AN "A", HU
I'M DOING GOOD, TONY.
LET'S KEEP IT THAT WAY.
. KEEP YOUR FATHER IN MIND
I WILL.
LISTEN...
HERE.
E. HAVE SOME DESSERT ON M
NO, THAT'S OKAY.
E. TAKE IT, JUST DON'T KEEP HER OUT TOO LAT
I WON'T, THANKS, TONY.
( door opening and closing )
( Adriana ) WELCOME, EVERYBODY,
TO OPENING NIGHT AT "CRAZY HORSE".
( loud applause )
I'M VERY EXCITED TO HAVE, FROM U-DUB,
OUR VERY FIRST BAND.
! PLEASE WELCOME "THE MIAMI RELATIVES"
( cheers and applause )
♪ SOMETIMES ♪
♪ OH, SOMETIMES ♪
♪ FROM THE CORNER ♪
♪ OF MY EYE ♪
♪ ♪ I SEE YOUR FACE
E ♪ ♪ AND I CAN'T PLAC
♪ THAT I DON'T CARE ♪
♪ ♪ BUT I NEED SOME SPACE...
? WHAT DO YOU THINK
WHAT ?
? WHAT DO YOU THIN K OF THIS PLACE
I CAN'T HEAR A WORD YOU'RE SAYING.
( loud music playing )
HOW DO YOU LIKE THE BAND ?
( male ) MATUSH, YOU DON'T GOT THOSE MASERATI'S ANY MORE ?
ONLY VERSACE , YOU TRY IT YET ?
NO, I LIKE THE MASERATI, THOUGH.
TRY THE VERSACE, YOU WON'T BE SORRY.
HEY, HEY ! WHAT'S UP ?!
COME ON, LET'S GO, OUT !
I GOT FRIENDS HERE, MAN !
LET ME CALL MY MAN CARLO !
I SEE YOU AGAIN, I'M GONNA CRACK YOUR HEAD !
CALL CARLO !
G. YOU HAVE TO WONDER WHAT THEY'RE THINKIN
THEY'RE THINKING, "MADONN',
"YOU GUYS EVER SMELL YOURSELVES ?!
'CAUSE YOU'RE KILLING US OVER HERE !"
YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT, HUH ?
'CEPT FOR YOU.
WHAT YOU GOT ON, EVEN A BABOON WOULD LOVE.
THE EYES ARE INNOCENT.
S. LIKE A BABY'
YEAH, HE COULD INNOCENTLY MAUL YOU INTO 10 PIECES.
R. USUALLY, THEY JUST ENGAGE WHAT'S CALLED THREAT BEHAVIO
THAT'S 'CAUSE THEY DID ALL THEIR MAULING.
NOW ALL THEY GOTTA DO IS GIVE YOU THE LOOK.
) ( Italian
ES, YOU KNOW H OW THE PRIMAT
THEY GROOM EACH OTHER ?
THAT I LIKE.
WHAT'S THIS ?
IT'S A TIBETAN TALISMAN, FOR PROTECTION.
I KNEW IT, I KNEW THERE HAD TO BE SOMETHING.
WHAT ?!
. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT ? IT'S A BUDDHIST SYMBOL
MY SISTER WAS A BUDDHIST, SHE'S A WHACKJOB.
? AH, I SEE, SO I GOTT A BE A WHACKJOB TOO
WELL, IT IS A LITTLE WACKY.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH FUCKIN' CATHOLICISM ?
Y, OH, WHICH YOU FUCKIN' PRACTI CE EVERY FUCKIN' DA
I'M SURE.
SO, I PRAY A LITTLE BIT,
AND I MEDITATE IN THE MORNING.
IT CLEARS MY MIND AND MY HEART FOR THE DAY.
A BUDDHIST SELLING $150,000 CARS.
THE FIRST NOBLE TRUTH IS
G, LIFE IS SUFFERIN
BUT, THE BUDDHA PREACHED "JOYFUL PARTICIPATION
IN THE SORROWS OF THE WORLD".
E, SO, YOU MAKE A SAL E, YOU DON'T MAKE A SAL
IT'S A TINY LITTLE THING.
WHAT'S SO FUNNY ?
. YOU CAME HERE TODAY
WHAT, THE ZOO ?
. I SAID, "ZOO", AND YOU CAME
THIS IS A FUCKIN' HEAD TRIP NOW ?
HUH ? NICE !
SORTA.
I DON'T LIKE THAT.
T. YOU'RE VERY SWEE
YOU CAME.
I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOU.
YOU KNOW THAT, DON'T YOU ?
I'VE NEVER MET ANYBODY LIKE YOU.
OKAY, CLASS, COME ON, COME THIS WAY.
STAY TOGETHER, KIDS, COME ON.
WE'RE GONNA SEE SOME TIGERS.
YOU ALL REMEMBER YESTERDAY...
? YOU TAKE YOUR KI DS TO THE BRONX ZOO
YEAH.
. AND, NOW WE'RE HERE
SEE YA LATER.
? WHO WAS THAT
OH, THAT WAS MY HARD-ON.
OH...
Y, BETWEEN THE BUDDHISM AND TALK ABOUT THE FAMIL
OU. POOR Y
NE. LET ME SEE IF IT'S REALLY GO
YOU LIE.
YOU KNOW SNAKES CAN FUCK THEMSELVES ?
D. GIVE ME YOUR HAN
OH, JESUS CHRIST.
( zipper unzipping )
. DON'T MOVE
WHAT ?
SEE...
... ... IF YOU
... ... CANNOT
) ( moaning
? SO, WHAT HAPPENED
HE WAS AT "THE CRAZY HORSE",
AND SOME ZIP, HE TOLD MY MAN HERE
"NEW MANAGEMENT, NEW RULES".
UY, SO, I ASKED AROUND, HEARD ABOUT SOME G
MULTI-SOMETHING,
SOME MADE GUY IN THE SOPRANO FAMILY
. WAS RUNNIN G THINGS NOW
!" I GO, "WHOA
CHRIS MOLTISANTI.
YEAH, THAT'S THE NAME.
IS. I KNOW CHR
WHAT'S YOU R NAME AGAIN ?
MATUSH.
NORMALLY, I WOUL D NEVER GET INVOLVED WITH A STRANGER,
BUT, IF CARLO, HERE, IS VOUCHING FOR YOU,
N, I'M WILLING TO MAKE AN EXCEPTIO
. AND TAKE CARE OF IT
THANK YOU.
? WHAT'D I TELL YOU ABOUT MY MAN, JACKIE
? YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER WAS
THE GOLFER ? U.S. OPEN ?
. CHRIS AND ME ARE ASSOCIATES
. YOU GOT NOTHIN G TO WORRY ABOUT
. I'LL CALL CARLO IN A COUPLE OF DAYS
MEETING OVER.
VERBUM DEI HAS A STRICT, ZERO-TOLERANCE POLICY
IN CASES OF VANDALISM.
IT IS A POLICY THAT DEMANDS THE IMMEDIATE EXPULSION
OF THE OFFENDING STUDENT.
I TOLD HIM.
YOU SEE ?
HAVING SAID THAT, IN THIS CASE,
AFTER MUCH DELIBERATION AND ASSESSMENT,
WE HAVE DECIDED UPON A SUSPENDED SENTENCE.
THIS CONSIDERATION HAS ONLY BEEN ARRIVED AT
BASED UPON ANTHONY'S ACADEMIC PERFORMANCE
AND HIS INVOLVEMENT IN EXTRACURRICULAR SPORT.
HIS ACADEMIC PERFORMANCE ?
HE'S BROUGHT HIS GPA UP TO A "C-".
SO, WHAT IS THE PUNISHMENT ?
WE SUGGEST, AND HOPE,
Y. THAT ANTHONY'S PUNISHM ENT BE METED OUT PARENTALL
SO, IT'S NOT EXACTLY ZERO TOLERANCE.
( preist ) EACH CHILD IS SPECIAL.
THAT'S A GUIDING PRINCIPLE OF THIS SCHOOL, TOO.
WELL, WHAT ABOUT DETENTION ?
A LAWSUIT A FEW YEARS BACK
FORCED US TO ELIMINATE OUR DETENTION PROGRAM.
? WELL, HE'S OFF THE FOOTBALL TEAM, RIGHT
NO.
STUDIES DONE AT HARVARD, AND ELSEWHERE,
HAVE SHOWN THAT BOYS HAVE GREATER SUCCESS
IN AVOIDING THE PITFALLS OF ADOLESCENCE
WHEN THEY REMAIN COMMITTED TO,
AND INVOLVED IN, SPORT.
YOU BETTER WIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FACE.
LOOK, I TOLD HIM HE WA S GONNA BE OFF THE TEAM.
NOW, I MEAN, YOU'RE KIND OF...
UNDERMINING--
IT'S NOT ONLY SKILL THAT ANTHONY HAS SHOWN
ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD,
IT'S LEADERSHIP QUALITIES AS WELL.
, WE FEEL THAT IT WOULD BE AGAINST HIS BEST INTERESTS
AND THE TEAM'S,
TO SEVER HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH THE SQUAD.
WELL, IF YOU THINK THAT'S BEST...
HOWEVER, AND I CAN'T SAY THIS STRONGLY ENOUGH,
IF THERE IS BUT ONE MORE INFRACTION OF OUR CODE,
THE SENTENCE WILL IMMEDIATELY GO INTO EFFECT
AND ANTHONY WILL BE EXPELLED.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS, ANTHONY ?
YES.
RE. YOU COMPLETELY SOLD US OUT IN THE
WHAT'D I DO ?
THEY ARE NOT PUNISHING HIM AT ALL, TONY,
AND YOU WENT RIGHT ALONG WITH IT.
I SUGGESTE D DETENTION.
THAT WHOLE THING WAS A DISGUSTING CHARADE
SO THAT THE FUCKING FRESHMAN FOOTBALL TEAM
CAN WIN THE BIG GAME.
CH, WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YEARS FOR HIM TO GET OFF THE COU
IM. THIS IS GOOD FOR H
OH, PLEASE !
WE SHOULD KEEP THI S IN THE FAMILY,
. PUNISH HIM AT HOME
HE AIN'T GETTI NG OFF THAT EASY !
. OVERALL, IT'S BEEN A GOOD TWO WEEKS
WHAT ABOUT THE NIGHTMARES ?
NONE.
I HAD A WONDERFUL DREAM
WHERE I LIT THE BIG TORCH AT THE OLYMPICS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT REPRESENTED ?
D. WELL, WORK HAS BEEN GOO
MY SALES ARE WAY UP.
AND MY PERFORMANCE HAS BEEN COMMENDED
BY MERCEDES BENZ U.S.A., WITH A LITTLE PLAQUE.
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOUR SOCIAL LIFE ?
NOTHING...
W. ... RIGHT NO
. BUT, IT'S OKAY
WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY IS A LITTLE DELICATE,
BUT, I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT.
WHEN YOU CALLED ME LAST WEEK TO CANCEL,
I HEARD A MAN'S VOICE.
N. MY CAR BROKE DOW
C. IT COULD'VE BEEN THE MECHANI
I SEE.
Y. I'M A LITTLE OFFENDED TH AT YOU PUT IT TO ME THAT WA
OFFENDED, WHY ?
E. WELL, I DON'T PAY YOU TO BE UNDER YOUR SURVEILLANC
HOW DARE YOU ?
YOU CAME TO ME AFTER ATTEMPTING SUICIDE
OVER THE BREAK UP WITH BARRY.
I ASK YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE UNDER MY CARE.
YOU I THINK IT'S VERY UNPROFESSIONAL OF
TO CONFRONT ME THIS WAY.
SUICIDE IS SOMETHING I TAKE VERY SERIOUSLY.
WELL, THE DOCTOR IN THE E.R. SAID
N. IT WAS ONLY SUICIDAL IDEATIO
IS HE TRAINED TO GIVE THOSE DIAGNOSES ?
MY CAR BROKE DOWN.
FINE.
I'LL BELIEVE YOU.
THANK YOU.
TO "THE CRAZY HORSE", BUONA FORTUNA.
SALUT.
THE CLUB BUSINESS AIN'T EASY,
AT. I'LL T ELL YOU TH
WITH "THE BING",
EVERYBODY ONLY SEES THE GLITZ AND GLAMOUR.
NOBODY REALLY KNOW S WHAT GOES INTO IT.
THERE'S A LOT TO DEAL WITH.
. I KNOW
SEE, IT'S ONE THING TO HAVE A BAR AND SELL DRINKS,
BUT, WHEN YOU'RE DEALING WITH PERFORMERS,
I DON'T CARE
IF IT'S MUSIC, TITS,
FIRE-EATERS, IT'S A WHOLE OTHER GAME,
Y, ( phone ringing ) 'CAUSE ULTIMATEL
YOU'RE RELYING ON THEM TO GET THE CUSTOMERS IN,
AND SPEND MONEY.
ALRIGHT, I'LL TAKE IT UPSTAIRS.
HOW YOU DOIN' ?
ALRIGHT.
HOW YOU DOIN' ?
E. SOMEBODY'S SITTING THER
7. I'LL T AKE A 7 &
S. AND WHATEVER MY FRIEND HERE WANT
I'M GOOD.
. JUST 7 & 7
CONGRATS ON THE CLUB.
I ONLY HAVE ADMIRATION FOR YOUR PROGRESS
EVER SINCE YOU GOT YOUR BUTTON.
THANKS.
. THANKS
( bartender ) SURE.
YOU I WANTED TO HAVE A LITTLE SIT-DOWN WITH
B. ABOUT A FRIEND OF MI NE WHO WAS DOING SOME BUSINESS AT YOUR CLU
AND WHEN DID YOU WANT TO DO THIS ?
Y. NOW, IF IT'S OKA
NOW'S OKAY FOR A CHAT, NOT A SIT-DOWN.
OKAY, THIS FRIEND OF MINE WAS MOVIN' A LITTLE X
AT THE CLUB BEFORE YOU TOOK OVER,
AND THE OTHER NIGHT HE GOT THROWN OUT ON HIS ASS.
AND ?
E, NO, I WANTED TO ASK YOU, AS A FAVOR TO M
TO LET HIM KEEP A LITTLE ACTION GOIN' ON.
YOU'LL GET A PIECE OF WHATEVER HE DOES.
X IS FEDERAL TERRITORY NOW.
THEY GOT TASK FORCES WITH DOGS AND SHIT,
I DON'T WANT IT IN MY CLUB.
E. IT WOULD M EAN A LOT TO M
YOU GOT A LOTTA BALLS. DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID ?
AH. YE
WHAT'D I SAY ?
. NO
END OF CHAT.
KS. OKAY, THAN
( emergency exit alarm going off )
F. IT'S ALL TAKEN CARE O
THANKS, MAN.
YOU JUST CAN'T DO IT IN THE CLUB.
HAVE YOUR CUSTOMERS MEET YOU OUTSIDE.
OUTSIDE WHERE ?
, NEAR THE CLUB, USE YOUR CAR
S, OR THEIR CAR
FIND AN ALLEY...
?! I GOTTA FUCKIN' TH INK IT ALL OUT FOR YOU
THAT'S GONNA MAKE THINGS A LOT HARDER ON ME.
THIS ALL HAPPENS FOR GOOD REASON RIGHT NOW.
REASONS BEYOND ANYTHIN G YOU COULD POSSIBLY KNOW.
IN TIME, EVERYTHING WILL BE REVEALED TO YOU.
. COUPLE OF WEEKS YOU'LL B E BACK INSIDE, DON'T WORRY
IF THAT'S THE WAY IT IS, THAT'S THE WAY IT IS.
OU. I'LL SEE Y
ARE YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING ?
WHAT ?
I'M LOOKING OUT FOR YOU HERE.
I GOTTA EAT TOO, RIGHT ?
YEAH, SURE, I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU.
AY. I'LL BE BY EVERY SUND
COOL.
YOUR FATHER AN D I HAVE DISCUSSED YOUR PUNISHMENT.
YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR A MONTH.
THAT MEANS NO NINTENDO, NO DVDs, NO SKATEBOARDS.
AND NO COMPUTER.
I USE THE COMPUTER FOR SCHOOL.
GET THE TYPEWRITER OUT OF THE BASEMENT.
DAD THREW IT OUT.
, THEN USE A PEN
IT WORKED FOR EINSTEIN, IT CAN WORK FOR YOU.
AND, ON TOP OF THAT, YOU'RE GONNA WORK
YOUR LITTLE ASS OFF AROUND HERE,
WHICH YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN DOIN' ANYWAY.
OKAY.
OKAY OR NOT, YOU GOT NO CHOICE.
NUMBER ONE, YOU GO TO THE GARAGE, YOU CLEAN IT OUT,
YOU MAKE IT NEAT AND ORGANIZED.
JACKIE Jr. DID THA T THE OTHER DAY.
SEE WHAT I'M SAYIN' ABOUT HIM ?
YOU OUGHTA TAKE A FEW LESSONS FROM JACKIE APRILE, OKAY ?
GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER.
THE KID'S PRE-MED AT RUTGERS,
HE FINDS TIME TO COME DOWN HERE AND HELP OUT.
RS. AND, YOU ARE GOING TO CLEAN THE GUTTE
WHAT GUTTERS ?
ON THE ROOF.
WHERE ?
ON THE EDGE, THE THINGS THAT COLLECT THE WATER ?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
DON'T GET SMART WITH ME !
I DON'T KNOW.
? THE DRAINPIP ES FOR THE RAIN
C'MERE.
D. VERY GOO
OBVIOUSLY A LADY OF DISCERNING TASTE.
COME ON !
I TOLD YOU ONCE.
MY MAN JACKIE SAID--
! DON'T FUCK IN' NAME DROP ME
WE'RE GONN A TAKE A WALK.
WELL, RIGHT ARM'S STILL GOOD, NO ?
( mumbling ) YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY ?
SORRY.
TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.
I DID LIKE YOU SAID, I STAYED OUTSIDE.
YOU MUSTA DISRESPECTED THEM OR SOMETHING.
I-- UGH !
! I DIDN'T DO FUCK
DID YOU MENTION MY NAME,
THAT I SAT DOWN WITH CHRIS ?
THEY DIDN' T GIVE A SHIT.
I DON'T THINK THEY LIKE YOU.
I GOTTA PEE.
CAN YOU GIVE ME THE THING ?
YOU SHOULD GET THE NURSE TO HELP YOU.
THAT'S WHAT THEY GET PAID FOR.
MAYBE SHE'LL BE FINE AND GIVE YOU A CHEAP THRILL.
( phone ringing )
HELLO... KELLI ? HIYA, HON.
IT'S YOUR SISTER.
T. NOW, THIS IS T HE MOST CRUCIAL PAR
T, YOU PUT THE PA STA BACK IN THE PO
... YOU ADD A LITTLE GRAVY
AND A LITTLE BUTTER,
THEN,
YOU PUT THE FIRE BACK ON,
E. FOR 45 SECONDS, STIR IT UP, REAL NIC
45 SECONDS ?
YEAH, THAT WAY THE MACARONI ABSORBS THE GRAVY
INSTEAD OF JUST COATS IT.
. THIS IS FOR FLAVOR
I NEED A FAVOR.
WHAT ?
I NEED A PIECE.
I MEAN, I DON'T NEED ONE, BUT,
YOU KNOW.
? ANYTHING YOU WANNA TELL ME
NO, IT'S JUST I THINK IT'S TIME, I...
YOU KNOW.
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' TO GET ?
I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST ?
ME, I LIKE TO KNOW THE MOTHERFUCKER'S GONNA WORK.
AND A .38...
IT'LL NEVER JAM ON YOU,
PLUS, IT'S SMALL.
BUT, IF YOU'RE LOOKIN' TO MAKE A POINT,
YOU MIGHT WANNA GO WITH SOMETHING BIGGER.
NAH, IT'S NOT REALLY FOR INTIMIDATION.
E. IT'S JUST IN CAS
I'D GO WITH THE .38.
YOU CAN HAVE THIS ONE.
I GOT ANOTHER ONE UNDER THE BED.
HOW MUCH I OWE YOU FOR IT ?
GET OUTTA HERE, YOUR MONEY'S NO GOOD.
MACARONI'S READY !
( music stopping )
( changing cd's; new music starting )
I JUST WANNA TELL YOU,
THAT I DON'T EXPEC T ANYTHING FROM YOU.
WELL, KINDNESS, BUT, THAT'S IT.
OKAY.
D ! GO
YOU REALLY ARE IN LOVE WITH YOURSELF,
AREN'T YOU ?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CONCEITED ?
SELF-CENTERED.
OKAY, THERE'S A BUNCH OF ALTERNATES
YOU COULD'VE SAID.
YOU DEPRIVE YOURSELF OF NOTHING.
? YOU TH INK I'M VAIN
I THINK YOU'RE WONDERFUL.
"AND HER NAME IS "G".
A-HA.
DS. SOME OF MY ACCOUNTS ARE IN BAD NEIGHBORHOO
I KNOW WHY YOU LIE...
BUT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
CAN I HOLD IT ?
( laughing )
IT'S HEAVY.
IS IT LOADED ?
. NOTHING'S MORE USELESS THAN AN UNLOADED GUN
HERE YOU GO.
MR. WASTE MANAGEMENT.
E. COME HER
L, I MEAN WE'RE PAYING THE SCHOO
WE'RE BUYING A SERVICE.
AND IF IT'S THEIR OPINIO N THAT HE SHOULDN'T GET TREATED TOO HARSHLY...
YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO THE EXPERTS, RIGHT ?
WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON ?
HOW WAS THE REST OF YOUR WEEK ?
TO BE HONEST , VERY GOOD.
WHY IS THAT ?
SS. WELL, THAT'S H OW LIFE IS, I GUE
SOMETIMES IT'S GOO D, SOMETIMES IT'S BAD.
THINGS COM E, THINGS GO.
HOW ARE THINGS BETWEEN YOU AND CARMELA ?
SHE WAS MOODY FOR A LITTLE WHILE,
BUT, NOW SHE'S HER OLD SELF.
MAYBE IT WAS COMING HERE.
POSSIBLY.
WELL, YOU DO LOOK HAPPY, I MUST SAY.
AH. YE
I WENT TO THE ZOO THE OTHER DAY.
THE ZOO ?
YEAH.
SOMETIMES YOU GOTT A GET AWAY, AND,
IT. STOP AND SMELL THE GORILLA SH
GH. IT WAS GOOD TO BE IN NATURE THOU
AND THE ZOO MADE YOU HAPPY.
YEAH.
. I THINK A LOT OF IT' S 'CAUSE OF YOU, TOO
YOU PUT A LO T OF TIME INTO ME,
AND, NOW, IT'S PAYIN' OFF.
THE PROGRESS THAT YOU MAKE
IS ENTIRELY UP TO YOU,
AND HOW WILLING YOU ARE
TO BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF AND WITH ME.
NG. WELL, I AM IMPROVI
YOU HAVE TO JOYFULLY PARTICIPATE
IN THE SUFFERING OF THE WORLD.
YOUR THOUGHTS HAVE A,
KIND OF EASTERN FLAVOR TO THEM.
FE. WELL, I'VE LIVED IN JERSEY MY WHOLE LI
I MEAN EASTERN IN TERMS OF ASIAN.
LIKE BUDDHIST OR TAOIST.
.. SUN TZU.
IM. I TOLD YOU ABOUT H
WE HAVE TO STOP NOW.
ALRIGHT.
AY THIS IS THE CO-P
I OWE YOU FROM LAST MONTH.
YOU GAVE ME TOO MUCH.
( phone ringing )
WELL, I GAVE Y OU A LITTLE EXTRA
FOR THE GOOD RESULTS THIS WEEK.
I CAN'T ACCEPT IT.
TY. GIVE IT TO YOUR FAVORITE CHARI
. YOU BETTER GET YOUR PHONE
I'LL SEE Y A NEXT WEEK.
( phone ringing )
HELLO.
M. HI, MO
Hi, Jason.
U ? HOW ARE YO
I HATE ALL OF THEM !
WHO ?
MY PATIENTS, ALL OF THEM !
LYING TO MY FACE, FULL OF SHIT,
WITH NO CONCERN FOR WHAT I DO
OR THE POSITIO N THAT THEY PUT ME IN.
I JUST HATE THEM.
FUCK 'EM, QUIT.
RIGHT NOW, THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A BAD IDEA.
I'M SORRY.
HOW ARE YOU ?
I'M OKAY.
I NEED TO BUY A COUPLE OF EXPENSIVE BOOKS.
( men chattering )
COMO STA.
HEY TON'. HOW'S IT GOIN' ?
( loud chattering )
T. HOPE YOU'RE DOIN' ALRIGH
E. EXCUSE M
I DON'T WANT NO TEAMMATES.
TONY !
HOW YA DOIN' ?
YOU UP ?
NO.
TAKE A HIT.
HIT ME.
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LISTENED TO ME,
IT'S YOUR HAND.
. I WOULD'VE HIT ANYWAY
C'MERE, I WANNA TALK TO YOU A MINUTE.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE ?
YOU'RE HERE.
WHAT ?
I WAS AT A BACHELOR PARTY, I GOT DRAGGED HERE...
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK WE TALKED ABOUT THE OTHER DAY.
! NOW GET YOUR MONEY, AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
SORRY, TONY.
. I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU HERE AGAIN
YOU WON'T.
SMARTEN UP.
GOOD MORNING.
GS. NEW EARRIN
I WENT OUT AND TREATED MYSELF.
. THEY MATCH
I ALMOST BOUGHT THE NECKLACE THAT GOES ALONG WITH THEM,
BUT... SOME RESTRAINT.
ALTHOUGH CHRISTMAS IS COMING, SO...
MAYBE.
? ANY CANNOLIS L EFT FROM YESTERDAY
I THINK YOU CAN ANSWER THAT QUESTION YOURSELF.
? MEADOW STILL HERE
JACKIE Jr. TOOK HER TO THE CITY TO SEE "AIDA".
"I EAT HER" ?!
IT'S THE ELTON JOHN MUSICAL ON BROADWAY.
OH.
I HAVE TO SAY, YOU WERE RIGHT, TONY.
JACKIE Jr. HAS REALLY SURPRISED ME.
HE'S BEEN A PERFECT GENTLEMAN,
HE TAKES HER TO THE CITY FOR A LITTLE CULTURE,
HE'S GREAT WITH A.J.
SO LONG AS SHE DOES GOOD IN SCHOOL,
THINGS COULD BE A LOT WORSE.
( pounding on ceiling )
( music playing )
♪ I ♪
♪ I HAVE NOTHING ♪
♪ I ♪
♪ I AM NO ONE ♪
♪ ADORE YOU AND WANT YOU SO ♪
♪ I'M JUST A NO ONE WITH NOTHING TO GIVE YOU ♪
♪ BUT OH, I LOVE YOU ♪
♪ HE ♪
♪ HE BUYS YOU DIAMONDS ♪
♪ BRIGHT ♪
♪ SPARKLING DIAMONDS ♪
♪ BUT BELIEVE ME ♪
♪ HEAR WHEN I SAY ♪
♪ THAT HE CAN GIVE YOU THE WORLD ♪
♪ BUT HE'LL NEVER LOVE YOU THE WAY ♪
♪ I LOVE YOU ♪
♪ HE CAN TAKE YOU ANY PLACE HE WANTS ♪
♪ TO FANCY CLUBS AND RESTAURANTS ♪
♪ I CAN ONLY WATCH YOU WITH MY NOSE ♪
♪ PRESSED UP AGAINST THE WINDOWPANE... ♪
♪ I LOVE YOU ♪
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